Tag Archives: internet explorer

Formatting Web pages

For those of you who want to make a web page format properly in all browsers, then you know my Pain.

But trying to get a fucking <DIV> tag with a specific height to vertically align content is just retarded.

<div>’s are bullshit. And before you go all high and mighty and say well I can get the text to format out my arse and look like a frigging Picasso; the why don’t you throw a ‘form’ in to mix across a second DIV column. Yeah, did you see that? your fucking Picasso looks like a car crash … that’s on fire … that someone tried to put out with 400kg of explosive, sloppy diarrhea.

You may get it working with a browser only to find that it doesn’t work in any others. which brings me to my browser gripe

FUCK YOU INTERNET EXPLORER, FUCK YOU SO HARD AND EVERY VERSION OF YOU BALL OF SHIT CODE (which changes styling every time). BE GOD DAMN CONSISTENT AND FOLLOW THE FUCKING WEB STANDARDS!